Midlife Crisis pauses very briefly in the middle. At the end Patton goes on a swearing rant.

Before A Small Victory:
- Roddy: Thank you. How're you guys doing, well?
- Bill: Where's all the vodka?
- Jim: Big dog's cock!
- Roddy: What?
- Patton: Are you guys drinking vodka. Are you gonna go swimming later? Yeah, that's pretty smart huh? Yeah!
- Roddy: Just use the buddy system and you'll be ok.
- Patton: Steal a boat, don't swim.

Before Jizzlobber:
- Patton: Any corpses floating in the lake yet?
- Roddy: You're running out of time.
- Patton: The nets are waiting for you.
- Roddy: Go for a swim!

During Easy Patton spots a bootlegger:
You know it sounds funny, I can just can't stand the pain
.. I see you you fucking bootlegger, I see you.
Girl I'm leaving you to my ...
.. Does it sound good? Good sound ?? you fuck?

After Easy, Patton: "You drinking gasoline? Can I have some? I don't want your fuckin clothes, I want the gas."