Before The Real Thing:
- Bill: "Hey save your energy there's a lot of bands"
- Patton: "Sit down and fucking enjoy it alright"
Before RV, Patton: "I think this is the best Faith no more crowd I've ever fucking seen!"
Before We Care A Lot the band asks if anyone has the new record, and if anyone is going to buy it now, "this next song's not on it"
Before Jizzlobber, Patton: "How many of you people brought barbecues today? That's pretty fucking American, right fucking on."