During The Real Thing: "What's the matter you people don't you people have any fuckin' vocal chords?"
Before The Crab Song Patton calls the crowd hobnobs, asks if they eat Haggis and black pudding.
Before Zombie Eaters Patton and Jim talk about how in Nottingham there are six girls for every guy, and suggests that means every guy has six girlfriends. "You have six... six six six Satan!"
"You guys worship Satan here in Nottingham?"
During Zombie Eaters Patton asks someone on stage to sing with him, then tells them off for not having any shoes.
Before Why Do You Bother?: "We're just going to practice a couple of songs if you guys don't mind."