During Easy intro, Patton: "It's all ballads tonight Portland, it's all you're gonna get"
During Easy solo, Patton: "Hey bartender, you, with the glasses. Don't help him, help me! I'm the one who needs help!"
Before What A Day, Patton: "Hey bartender ... this boy needs a martini"
Before Home Sick Home:
- Patton: "Bartender, if it's a problem, you know ah, you can put it on my tab"
- Roddy: "You working on that martini back there? Oh, 'no' from the bartender"
- Patton: "You can charge it to Warner Bros records. I think he's opposed to the plastic cup. You can put it in a martini glass."
- Bill:: "Warner Brow specifically said, you can only buy drinks if they're on the house!"
During Home Sick Home, Patton: "Don't cry for me Argentina... I need a martini alright?! I'm dying up here"
Before Just A Man:
- Roddy: "Are you ready for one more Portland? Let me hear you say hell yeah"
- Patton: "I think Portland needs a martini"
- ??: "ON Warner Brothers"
- Patton: "The audience gets nothing... we're all in the same boat"

After returning for encore, Roddy: "Thank you very much Portland, you've been a lovely audience. May we have a large round of applause for lowercase please ladies and gentlemen. There ya go Portland, they're from San Francisco!"

After returning for second encore, Roddy: "Thanks a lot for clapping and going woooo, that was nice of you guys, thanks"